A brand new hand-printed high-quality black t-shirt that reminds you to, “Make Every Keylar Count!” What’s a keylar you might ask? A keylar is about 2 minutes and 37 seconds as calculated from a terrible, terrible movie [name redacted]. Please don’t ask us how many keylars it took to calculate that. Make em count!
Explain with pride to all your curious friends what a “word-movie” is and why they should care. Or just wear it and don’t talk to anyone! Awesome!
COMPELLING DEAL: WHEN YOU ORDER ANY HVAC T-SHIRT, YOU CAN PICK OUT A WORDMOVIE FOR FREE MONEY AND WE’LL GIVE IT TO YOU EVEN!!
Available in S, M, L, XL
Please allow 1-3 weeks for delivery of t-shirts as they are each hand-printed by Mark Gunk in his basement and he is a busy man.