Reviews From Stupid Morons!
When you see a title like Bloody Murdoor, the story of a door that murders, you can approach it as you would a b-movie. You know it's going to feel amateurish, but enthusiastic. There's probably going to be at least one weird, unpolished moment that makes the entire experience feel worthwhile. –M. VV
directed by Art LumanPURCHASE $0.99
NUMBING DESCRIPTION!A door that kills! You may exit, but you will never come back in! Your final exit! The last time you'll ever leave. You'll die to get away. Aaahaha! Death is open!
THRILLING EXCERPT!They went on joking and moving boxes into the early evening when they paused to perform the contemporary house-breaking-in ritual of ordering delivery pizza and then sex on the unadorned floor. After the sex they shifted their attentions to exploring the new abode. Doors led to rooms all over the house: upstairs, a kitchen, two bathrooms, all of it examined and incorporated into their glistening dreamy-schemeys for their new life.
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