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They were this very minute in the process of unpacking their modest fuel-efficient car with a load of belongings. “Just settling in,” Trojohn had joked to a new neighbor who shot him a quizzical glance as he trotted up the steps of the handsome old Victorian on Marfmarns Street. The dog, Banji, an ancient golden lab luffed her way up the steps behind.

“Wow, look at how much space! We should probably call NASA, hahahahaha!”

“Oh T’rjohn, you nerd! C’mon, help me with this box, oof!”

They went on joking and moving boxes into the early evening when they paused to perform the contemporary house-breaking-in ritual of ordering delivery pizza and then sex on the unadorned floor. After the sex they shifted their attentions to exploring the new abode. Doors led to rooms all over the house: upstairs, a kitchen, two bathrooms, all of it examined and incorporated into their glistening dreamy-schemeys for their new life.

In the upstairs, a long hallway terminated at a large crimson-red door. There was a faint humming sound, probably from some old wiring and a split in one of the floorboards.

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GENRES

Action, Adventure, Animals, appliance, Art, Blood, Cannibals, Clothes, College, Dads, Family, Funk, Geology, Ghosts, Halloweeen, Hippies, Horror, Inspiration, Kids, Magic, Marriage, Monsters, occult horror, Racism, Rap, Religious, School, sisterhood, Slasher, Sports, standing, Vampires, War, witches,

DIRECTORS

Art Luman, Garf Marven, George G. G. George, Mark Gunk, Nat Doiley, Steef Lawman, You?

RATINGS

NC-17, R, PG-13, PG, G,
Bloody Murdoor

HV003-0515
Released: May, 2015
approx. 17 pages | Rated R
Genre(s): blood, ghosts, horror

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When you see a title like Bloody Murdoor, the story of a door that murders, you can approach it as you would a b-movie. You know it's going to feel amateurish, but enthusiastic. There's probably going to be at least one weird, unpolished moment that makes the entire experience feel worthwhile. –M. VV

Bloody Murdoor

directed by Art Luman

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NUMBING DESCRIPTION!

A door that kills! You may exit, but you will never come back in! Your final exit! The last time you'll ever leave. You'll die to get away. Aaahaha! Death is open!

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They went on joking and moving boxes into the early evening when they paused to perform the contemporary house-breaking-in ritual of ordering delivery pizza and then sex on the unadorned floor. After the sex they shifted their attentions to exploring the new abode. Doors led to rooms all over the house: upstairs, a kitchen, two bathrooms, all of it examined and incorporated into their glistening dreamy-schemeys for their new life.

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