Do You Nazi A Problem Here?
directed by Art LumanPURCHASE $0.99
Reviews From Stupid Morons!I hated this story!–Hitler Seems really apparent that the author is just in it for the money.–Pete Meterman
I was about to fall asleep from eating, but suddenly the door to my bedroom opened and some random woman walked in. I just had to look! My eyes began their long journey at the ground, then moved on up to her feet. Some five minutes later and I was only to her knees! “Oh please don’t slip and fall,” I thought, “You’re free climbing without a rope, ole boy!” After several more minutes, I was looking at her face and gee, I was not at all upset to have arrived! What a face! Blonde.
“Hello captain Smackahandwhistle, I am not a Naziess,” she smiled seductively. “Do you like what you see?”
I picked up her vibe like some amazing spare change lying on the ground: this was no Nazi trying to pull a quick-trick on me! No, I could tell from her bod-language, this not-Nazi was here to collect my smooches, and I was only too happy to pay up!...