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The best book I haven't written –Art Luman
By George, G.G. does it again! Needs more nudity though. Really, a lot more nudity. The director/author should watch Thankskilling and take notes. –Michael G.
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NUMBING DESCRIPTION!Cecily Goatgrass was your typical American girl... except she was also a witch who was burned at the stake and has been biding her time to take over the body of a sorority girl in the modern era of today! Also: She's stuck in a microwave! Enter: Kudzu Montana, your typical American girl... except she's joined a sorority of witches who want to kick her soul out of her body! When sisterhood collides with magic, the results... ARE MAGIC!
"My sisters!" spoke a voice from the whirling microwave cloud. It was the voice of Cecily Goatgrass! Undying leader of this coven! "The time is almost upon us! The day on which the ancient forces will align... when the moon forms a straight line connecting us to the most haunted corners of the cosmos! The day when our ritual is most likely to succeed! I hope you have picked out the young girl whose body I'm going to take over. You know who I mean. The girl we saw over the summer, when we cast spells to see the future. Did she show up this semester?"
"We have a good pool of candidates as pledges this year, Sister Cecily," answered one of the cloaked figures, a young woman named Allie Pettylatte. "One pledge in particular stands out. We think it's the girl from our prophecy, but we'll want to be sure before we attempt the ritual. Of course, she'll also have to survive the pledge process."
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